
Years ago an Alabama grandmother gave a  new bride the recipe below.
This is an exact copy as written and found in an old  scrapbook - with spelling errors and all. Paste this over your washer and dryer.
Next time when you think things are bleak, read it again, kiss that washing  machine and dryer, and give thanks. First thing each morning you should  run and hug your washer and dryer, also your toilet!
WASHING CLOTHES:
Build fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain water. Set tubs so smoke  wont blow in eyes if wind is pert. Shave one hole cake of lie soap in boilin  water.
Sort things, make 3 piles
1 pile white,
1 pile colored,
1  pile work britches and rags.
To make starch, stir flour in cool water to  smooth, then thin down with boiling water.
Take white things, rub dirty  spots on board, scrub hard, and boil, then rub colored don't boil just wrench  and starch.
Take things out of kettle with broom stick handle, then  wrench, and starch.
Hang old rags on fence. Spread tea towels on  grass.
Pore wrench water in flower bed. Scrub porch with hot soapy water.  Turn tubs upside down.
Go put on clean dress, smooth hair with hair  combs. Brew cup of tea, sit and rock a spell and count your  blessings.
Thanks to Diane for a great example of why I am always thankful for indoor plumbing!
(For you non-southerners - wrench means rinse.  ;)